Found this in the referrer logs:
I’m guessing that this is the same chap who wants unicode support, and I can see why - there are apparently over 6,000 glyphs in Kanji alone (standard Kanji - there are upwards of 50,000 in the non-standard set), and Japanese has two other writing systems to cater for.
In any event, there’s another Woopsi user out there. The text might be entirely negative - the only Japanese I know comes from Bleach - but I shall assume that it’s a positive article. Here’s two great quotes from Google’s (typically awful) translation of the text:
“energetic talent available in parabolic phase” “occult power multi obtained”
Either of those would make a great tagline for Woopsi:
Woopsi: Occult power multi obtained.