Got Windows re-installed on the server.
- Time taken: 2 hours
- Programs re-compiled: 0
- Kernel headers downloaded: 0
- Dependency problems: 0
- Bootloader problems: 0
- Config files edited: 3 (PHP, MySQL and Apache - what is it with open source and textfiles?)
- PCI boards removed because Windows didn’t like them: 2
- Drivers copied to floppy disk: 1 (whoever said that SATA drivers ship with XP SP2 was lying)
Now maybe I can get back to doing something useful.